i like

When followed by a noun (like floor, desk or counter), this expression is often posted on Facebook by college girls. As men, we wonder why their statues say, "i like it on the/in the ______" (the blank can be filled with a random place), and ask ourselves if they are sluts, and more importantly, if we have a chance. The truth is, though, that girls choose the place, or noun, in the expression by where they last put their handbag. I wish the statuses were all sexual advances, but I regret to say they aren't.